you want a story where it’s okay to come in second? check out the 25th annual putnam county spelling bee
this is the most relatable vine i’ve ever watched
If a white boy walked around with a samurai sword, he wouldn’t be gunned down by the police.
DARRIEN HUNT WAS COSPLAYING WITH HIS SAMURAI SWORD AND THE POLICE MURDERED HIM.
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
and I will reblog it until it is the social norm
But…if you dont meet them…at a bookstore…and they dont like books?
Buy someone a textbook in the college bookstore and they’ll love you forever
i s o l e m n l y s w e a r t h a t i a m u p t o n o g o o d
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